Do You Know Any Animals Who Drive?

Dear Miss Fifi: 

I'm a four year old Macaw, and my owner has just turned 16. She was very excited, of course, because her parents have finally begun to let her go on dates. Her boyfriend drives his uncle's old red '67 camaro ... oh, how I long to go on a ride in that hot rod! I mean, my large wingspan takes me where I need to be, but I could really fly in that car. Do you know of any animals who can drive? 

- Goldie 

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Dear Goldie: 

It's been Miss Fifi's experience (and my opinion) that humans in my eternal servitude should drive me where I need to be. That said, I can think of three diving animals off the top of my head, though I have not met them personally. 

• Toonces 
• Stuart Little 
• Wilson Daniels