michael kenyon: profile 
michael kenyon
born: 1989
gender: male
city: raleigh, nc
golo member since: July 3, 2007
about michael kenyon
- And yet, strangely, I've never been to Illinois.
- Cleared that fluid right up! You can see through it again!
- "Garcia told ... she heard hollering and swearing and looked outside to see Odee struggling with the inflatable decoration. "He was enraged. I could see that," she said"
- Top-Ranked Chicken Eater!
- Now that Lolly is gone, I can revert back to being the ascerbic master baiting troll that I used to be before her calming influence made me almost sociable.
- Our country is going to Vallhalla in a Volkswagon.
- Thank You Masked Man!
- Ah, that son of mine!
- He's not your son, Fred.
- Stop torturing me Ethel.
- "Holy Mudhead, Mackeral!"
- "I'm gonna cut the soles off my shoes, sit in a tree, and learn to play the flute, "
- I suffer from RD
- "Ham provides us with life"
- Happily married for 22 years, hoping for 22 more.
- You have to grow old, but you don't have to grow up.
Despite my best efforts to offend somebody, I've never been promoted. Not even when I:
- Post only irrelevant comments to this story.
- Refrain from comments that promote civil discussion, and post only comments that I would not make in person.
- engage in idle chatter, uncivil and inappropriate (e.g., degrading, crude) comments, personal attacks and profanity, including variations of profane spellings (I'm real big on this one).
- Make posts intended to antagonize or incite argument.
- Post abusive comments that violate the above terms, as well as others outlined in their Terms of Service.
- Some of my aliases
- Sigil Odegra
- George Tirebiter
- WardoftheCleaver
favorites
favorite music: anything. i even like a little hippity hop
favorite movies: snatch, airplane, apocalypse now, rockers
favorite tv shows: beverly hillbillies. last good show they ever had on tv
favorite vacation spots: like i'd tell you.
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