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thanksgiving survival guide by the pumas! hillary accepts secty of state position - it's official!

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by murphy on November 21, 2008

You’re probably going to have to clean your freaking house, shop, cook for, smile at, and clean up after them too, SO the above may not be enough to get you through it. Try these handy suggestions, brought to you by friendly Pumas who intend to be as smashed as a pumpkin on Thursday.

Make a special treat in honor of all Obots attending family functions. Something Obama represents. Something that looks really nice, but tastes like sh*t.

Serve them an O Turkey, and be sure to point out that you spent hours looking for the perfect bird. A five pounder with skinny legs and bony wings.

Make it a Theme Thanksgiving ! Tell them they can HOPE for a real Turkey , but that isn’t going to CHANGE the fact that they got exactly what they asked for! Oh, and stuff it with nothing but HOT AIR.

Serve plenty of Kool Aid

Tack a sign to your front door: “Abandon all HOPE ye who enter here !”

Burn the gravy! Leaves lumps in the potatoes!

Replace the sugar in the pie recipe with salt ! it will look pretty but taste like sh*t.

Stamp all napkins with the face the new leader, and his new Clinton Administration.

Tell them there is no turkey this thanksgiving because the redistribution of wealth has not found you yet.

Ask your O supporting friends…Is your head exploding yet?? With all the Clinton administration appointees (you know the guy they called racist) and Hillary being considered for S of S (the one they called a B*tch) and now with his declaration that he won’t prosecute Bush people who tortured prisoners, how’s that CHANGE going for you?

If they brought tupperware to take home leftovers , collect all of the containers and then when they want their stuff , thank them for their donations but explain that “Due to unforeseen circumstances , you will not be able to provide them with the goodies you had promised.”

Tell the guests that you were hoping for a change that they would all just not show up even though you invited them. nothing wrong with hopin!

Make a life size cut out of Hillary Clinton so all your obamaniacal guests can have their picture taken with the real winner of the 2008 primaries.

Oh, bring out the “Turkey” on a huge covered platter and leave it covered until everyone is seated - then offer to let the biggest O supporter carve and remove the cover to reveal a tiny cornish hen !Great big build up, then BAM – reality.

Make cupcakes and decorate them with the weather underground logo.

Provide an envelope for each, self addressed, with a message “Sharing the wealth for this day of Thanksgiving” and give it to them just about when they leave. It won’t disrupt the mood of their visit and allow for them to consider, fume, think about what the envelope was all about.

During the Thanksgiving Day Prayer, ask the Dear Lord to forgive all those who voted for O, for they know not what they have done.

Play the best hits of Reverend Wright instead of Christmas music.

Put a sign on the front door: “Congratulations on your candidate being selected as our next President of the New United States of America”

-Put price tags on everything you serve - $ per serving

-Put fees on the bathroom doors - $ per use

-Bless the food with “Thank you lord for this food and my family’s decision to vote for spreading the wealth - THEN PASS AN OFFERING BASKET

- After dinner announce: “No Desserts, we’re getting a head start on making sacrifices… and by the way, all leftovers are going in our freezr to serve next year”

- Put a sign on the door just before they’re leaving, with an arrow pointing to the offering basket below that says: “Go ahead, drop in $100.00 more, you need the practice on Digging a Little Deeper.”

Doesn't sound like they are buying what O is selling, does it?  I thought the Hillary appointment would satisfy...This was from PUMAPAC