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milk bath

Published Nov. 13, 2008

Gloria a blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk.When Alan read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the order.Gloria came to the door, and Alan said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"Gloria said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."Alan asked, "Oh, alright, would you like it pasteurized?"Gloria replied, "No, just up to my waist."



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LOL @ Mark

hahahaha!

My dad was a milkman........ lol.

I remember milkmen. I remember the little tin box on the porch. If you were very good, your mom would leave a note asking for chocolate milk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dad was a milkman for over 50 years. He would've gotten a kick out of this one. LOL

God bless.

Rev. RB

VEtte - rofl..... you rule big guy.

lol...at work... you still at work lol?

Cute, I like it!

She needs to drink some more milk. Her milk sacks are nearly empty.

LOL!!!

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