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Published Oct. 7, 2008
In My World: Guilt by AssociationPosted
by Frank J. on October 6, 2008 at 12:02 pm
“McCain wants to distract you from the issues,” Barack Obama told a crowd at a campaign rally. “Instead of focusing on the economy and his mistakes with Iraq, he wants to distract you with my past associations or how I keep getting buckets stuck on my head — things that have nothing to do with the issues that concern you. Recently, McCain has started talking about my association with Crack Dealer Steve… a man I hardly even know and someone who has nothing to do with the financial crisis.”
Crack Dealer Steve waved to the crowd from behind Obama. “Hey. I sell crack to school kids.”
“McCain wants you to forget about the issues and instead smears me by association just because I sometimes play golf with Crack Dealer Steve, occasionally have him give a ride to my kids, and because I’ve driven getaway for him.”
“That reminds me,” Crack Dealer Steve said. “Can you be my alibi for Thursday?”
“Sure.” Obama looked back to the crowd. “And how was I even supposed to know he’s a crack dealer? I just knew him as a respected man in my community.”
“Well, I did introduce myself to you as ‘Crack Dealer Steve’ and asked if your kids wanted to buy some crack.”
“Anyway, the point is not my associations, but my judgment,” Obama said, “the judgment to play down those associations. Also, there are my accomplishments, like how I put together a desk I bought from Ikea two years ago.”
“It’s true; I helped,” Crack Dealer Steve stated.
“Instead, of talking about the important things. McCain wants to spread lies about me.”
“Like that whole Muslim thing,” Crack Dealer Steve said. “It’s not true. I’ve never seen a Muslim get totally hammered as much as Barry.”
“What McCain should be talking about is our financial crisis!”
Crack Dealer Steve nodded. “Lately, I’ve had to raise my prices on crack so much, school kids can hardly even afford it. I guess I can try selling crack to adults, but that’s a market I’m unfamiliar with.”
“Plus, these people McCain tries to associate with me aren’t even necessarily supporters,” Obama continued.
“Again, that’s true,” Crack Dealer Steve added. “I’m not voting for Barry; you can’t trust this spaz with jack. I once had him hold a bunch of crack for me for just a day, and you wouldn’t believe how much was missing when I got it back.”
“Also, to bring up these associations is obvious racism.”
Crack Dealer Steve looked confused. “I don’t get it; how’s it racism?”
“You’re white,” Obama explained. “Notice how they keep bringing up these white people to associate me with as if to emphasize in comparison how black I am. They never bring up all my numerous questionable black associates.”
“Don’t forget me!” Jeremiah Wright called out.
Obama chuckled. “Oh yeah… except for Wright.”
“I hate the honkeys!” Wright yelled out enthusiastically.
“And America,” Obama reminded him.
“Because it’s full of honkeys!”
Crack Dealer Steve shook his head. “You really do hang out with a lot of weirdos. I mean, I’m a crack dealer, and I hang out with a better class of people. I don’t know anyone who bombed the Pentagon.”
Obama covered his mike and turned to Crack Dealer Steve. “You’re really not helping.”
“I didn’t know I was supposed to help. I thought I was just here because your kids wanted crack or something.”
“If they wanted crack, they didn’t tell me,” Obama said. “Now stop embarrassing me!”
“Bah. I’m outta here, Barry.” Crack Dealer Steve started to leave. “Oh, but could you give me a ride later? I’m going to have to ditch my car.”
“Sure.” Obama chuckled. “You’re lucky we’re such good friends.”
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GOLO member since January 2, 2008
October 7, 2008 1:22 p.m.
October 7, 2008 12:49 p.m.
October 7, 2008 12:48 p.m.
No, I wouldn't say countless. Definitely countable. When Obama is portrayed, he's usually in the role of the comedic "straight man" while Palin or McCain plays the goofy role. That's the norm. Rarely is Obama any kind of but-t of a joke.
And watch Letterman and Conan any given night. Count the number of McCain/Palin jokes as compared to Obama/Biden jokes. I usually don't hear many Obama jokes AT ALL. One night I decided to count, and the count was about a 7-2 ratio of McCain to Obama jokes. Sometimes, after the monologue, I can't recall a SINGLE Obama joke.
Does it matter? Maybe not. Or maybe people get drilled in their mind night after night that McCain is to be ridiculed, not voted for as President. I won't pretend to know what goes on in our subconscious minds. But McCain jokes outnumber Obama jokes in a HUGE way.
GOLO member since January 2, 2008
October 7, 2008 11:55 a.m.
He tried to several years a go and they laughed at him and acused him of being racist in the senate.
GOLO member since July 7, 2007
October 7, 2008 10:46 a.m.
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October 7, 2008 10:37 a.m.
Statement like this are from people that don't actually watch the stuff they blast. SNL has, and is continuing to mock obama. Even the Daily Show, which is usually pretty left-wing in its commentary, has mocked obama numerous times.
October 7, 2008 10:35 a.m.
Ttey've mocked Obama countless times, if that's who you're referring to.
GOLO member since July 25, 2007
October 7, 2008 10:25 a.m.
Thanks for the morning chuckle!
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October 7, 2008 10:01 a.m.
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October 7, 2008 9:50 a.m.
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