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outhouse
Published Aug. 28, 2008
Ma was in the kitchen cooking some viddles, when she hollers out. 'Pa, did you go out and fix the outhouse'!
Pa replies, 'There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse.'
Ma yells back, 'Yes there is, now git out there and fix that darnthing'.
So Pa heads out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, 'Ma!There ain't Nuthin wrong with the outhouse!'
Ma replies, 'Stick yur head in the hole!'
Pa yells back, 'I ain't stickin my head in that hole!'
Ma says, 'Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what tofix.'
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, 'Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!'
Ma hollers back, 'Now take your head out of the hole!'
Pa proceeds to pull his Head out of the hole, and immediately starts yelling, 'Ma! Help!My beard is Stuck In the cracks in the toilet seat!'
To which Ma replies, 'Hurt's, don't it'!
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