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friday afternoon humor
Published Aug. 1, 2008
On your fishing trip,you know that you have met a country bumpkin if:
1.He thinks a stock tip is advice about grooming his hogs.
2.'He needed killing,' is a valid defense.
3.He has an 'Elvis' jelly mould
4.His wife owns a home-made fur coat.
5.He and his dog use the same tree.
6.He vaccums his bed rather than change the sheets.
7.Her idea of talking during sex is,'Ain't no cars coming,baby.'
8.His dog and his wallet are both on chains.
9.A 'Say no to cra-ck' sign reminds him to pull his pants up.
10.His PC keyboard only goes up to #6.
11.His wife keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
12.He thinks Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
13.Her idea of a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six pack of beer.
14.He thinks safe sex is a padded headboard.
15.Going to the bathroom at night requires shoes and a flashlight.
16.His beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in town.
17.He borrowed dad's tractor for his first date.
18.He got his wife's phone number from a wall in a bar's restroom.
19.Jack Daniels is on his list of 'Most admired people'.
20.The Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than his wife.
21.He thinks dual air bags refers to his wife and his mother-in-law.
22.He says,'It's so dry,the trees are bribing the dogs.'
23.He has been too drunk to fish.
24.His diploma says,'From the Trucking Instute'.
25.He goes Christmas shoppingh for her mother,sister and wife and only needs one gift.
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August 1, 2008 1:16 p.m.
what's your point ??? HUH ??? lol
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August 1, 2008 12:52 p.m.
LOL
"25.He goes Christmas shoppingh for her mother,sister and wife and only needs one gift"
EWWWW...
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August 1, 2008 12:51 p.m.
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August 1, 2008 12:44 p.m.
"23.He has been too drunk to fish."
Wow - that would have to be reeeaaaallly drunk LOL
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