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Published May. 9, 2008 THE TALK
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger
turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if
you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to
the stranger, what would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don’t know,' said the
stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
OK, she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. However, let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff grass. Yet a
deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse
produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?' The stranger,
visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says,
'Hmmmm, I have no idea. To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel
qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know chit?'


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very funny, thanks for the laugh!

Slaya we was poor. Free grubs, Grandma raised her own fishing worms and still does. Then free fishing in the pond next door. Lots of good memories. Fish frys every summer.

"We used to take a stick and knock the cow pattys over to get grub worms to fish with."

We just went to the bait shop for ours.

We used to take a stick and knock the cow pattys over to get grub worms to fish with.

Good one to start the day!

At first, I thought it was a chocolate cookie. ewww!

I can't get past the pic to read! People are having coffee this morn and all you can think of is POO.

Ha-ha!

Thanks..That just made my day!!..lol

Ha!

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