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the 3 stooges...john, hillary and barack

Published Apr. 8, 2008

 John McCain, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama all die due to a bombing at a national convention.  Upon entering the gates of Heaven, God tells each one of them to explain to them what they believe in.

 McCain starts first and says "I believe in every man for himself and small government"  God Says "Alright, have a seat to my Right.

 Obama says "I believe in equality and every man and woman should have the same wage regardless of their positions!"  God says "have a seat way over here to my left".

 God asks Hillary, "What do you believe in?"

 She replies "I believe you're sitting in MY chair!"



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"So now Ron Paul is half KKK?" What is half a KKK? Rounding down, does that mean he is Kosher?

The artist involved supports Ron Paul. So does David Duke. That doesn't mean Ron Paul even knows about the existence of either, but there is a connection between David Duke and Dees.

that is too dang funny!!! ROTFL!!! thanks for the laugh!

Typical...

and a better question..who is the weird guy grading me?

he was the youngest grand wizard

So now Ron Paul is half KKK?

"didnt that pic come from david dukes website?" The picture is from deesillustration.com. Click on 'Satire' to see more. He seems to be a Ron Paul supporter, so you get half credit.

great pic!

Smoke, Strolling started it. Neener, neener, neener.

Am I missing something? I don’t see where David Duke is mentioned anywhere in this blog? .

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