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i hope they serve beer
...in Hell. By Tucker Max Tucker is a Duke Law graduate, with a NY Times bestseller of the same name above. I am currently laughing my way through this book of his adventures while in HS,...
Aug. 27, 2008
mayberry rfd
So, I'm reading the story about the Halifax deputy who shot himself in the hand, after chasing a suspect on a scooter, who then fled into a cotton field, grappling with the deputy, flinging the...
Jul. 15, 2008
beer can chicken
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Can't say that enough! For those of you who have tried it, you know what I mean. For those of you who haven't, you have NO idea what you are missing. I made this for...
Jun. 30, 2008
monday funny...
A 3 year old boy is taking a bath... looking down, touching his "Richard Johnson" he asks his mother, "Mommy, are these my brains?" Her reply? "Not yet..." love...
Jun. 30, 2008
landscaping ?
My husband and I are thinking of putting in a "natural" fence around some property. I've looked at Leyland(sp) Cypress and like that it's fast-growing, but NOT drought resistant. I...
Jun. 26, 2008
feeling squirrelly?
All this fighting and fussing, talk of womanly things, reminded me of a tip I read about earlier this week regarding Vaseline... READY? If you have one of those "Squirrel free"...
Jun. 25, 2008
taking out the (white) trash
So, I'm getting new tires put on my car this afternoon, and wander into the waiting room to, duh, wait. In walks a young lady,(only her mother, and her only on a really good day, would refer to...
Jun. 24, 2008
2 down, 1 to go...or stay
Ellington and Green are coming back, Lawson still not saying, but I think we already know...
Jun. 16, 2008
proud parent of a ...
I have been thinking about writing about this for a week or so, and getright's blog on bumper stickers just prompted me further. Let me start by saying that I am a proud parent of 5, yes 5, almost-perfect...
Jun. 10, 2008
in my spare time i like to...
...beat up disabled children, shout obsenities at people of ethnicity, dangle a plate of homemade cookies in front of fat people with diabetes, tie up my dog with the food and water juuuuust a bit out...
Jun. 5, 2008
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